Soul Calibur 4: Bigger Than Ever…Really!

I hardly know anything about Soul Calibur 4. The only thing I know about it is that from the start, both legendary swords are present. Soul Edge, the evil sword, is wielded by Nightmare who looks even more horrifying. Soul Calibur is wielded by Sigfried who now has two forms: his basic armor and the Soul Calibur form which has crystal armor covering his own metal armor. So now, both wielders are garbed similarly to how their swords look like.

OMG, Charade stole the Soul Edge!

The designers figured Swarovski is in these days.

But probably the most noticeable change in the lineup is this:

Choose your cup size!!!

Yes, people. Soul Calibur 4 has gone up one to two cup sizes and has lost 30% of the costume material. Taki’s ninja outfit seems to have gotten even thinner since the b-chiku are now even more noticeable. Sophitia’s costume looks more like a nightie than battle armor and you’d tend to swing towards those fastenings and clasps. Her sister, Cassandra’s costume has also gotten draftier and she’s gotten even “bigger”. And Ivy…oh Ivy. Warrior or bondage queen? Only time will tell. She’s probably hunting for the Soul Edge because it would look kinky in her fetish shop. Lovin’ her new costume though. Maybe by SC V or VI, they’ll get rid of it completely and just keep her sword, her boots and her left arm armor.

With 60% more boob and less clothing.

Here’s a box of tissue. Wipe your nose, man. You’re bleeding all over my blog. Oh wait, look… Amazing how she’s able to move so easily with just…that.

Either they're running short on costume ideas, running out of virtual cloth or deliberately intend to kill gamers from excessive nosebleeding.

Now I can bet that people will buy the game, pick Ivy or Sophitia, and them make them swing their swords…hard. Xianghua didn’t gain any in the cup size department but I can tell that her ass has gotten even sexier. Seong Mina definitely gained half a cup size but what’s even more special is the fact that prior to this, her costume was a top cut at the midriff and when she bends back a bit, you see the undercurve already. And it also appears that brazieres aren’t the in thing in their village. Now, her costume is made up of a midriff cut topcoat and two white hankies…or at least that’s how it looks. And Tira, our resident Goth-looking psychopath appears to have discovered the article of clothing called the bra. But she also discovered that cutting the crotch area of her pants to reveal matching undies makes her win battles a lot easier.

So will I get SC 4 when it comes out? It’s probably reason enough to buy both an XBOX360 and PS3. Hahah! Not…